Tell your heart that the fear of suffering is worse than the suffering itself.
So I was trying on some boots, and the nice boots with the subtle high heel DID NOT ZIP OVER MY MUSCULAR CALVES. I’m so mad at the boot industry right now for depriving me the chance of having my booty look ah-mazing in high-heeled boots.
Shame on you. I just wanted to be extra booty-licious. I hope you’re happy.
As I look back on my life, I realize that every time I thought I was being rejected from something good, I was actually being re-directed to something better.